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The Truth is In Here
I make it all up as I go along.
just another hodad surfing a blog
Everything you need to know about our big day
A Mommy Blog for Those Who Never Wanted to Author/Read a Mommy Blog
Just a girl trying new things.
A million screams. A billion dreams.
Beating depression with humor
I like my kids, even in the middle of the night.
'only the world changes. the cooks stay the same'
here's my blot on the blogosphere
Becky says things about things and other things
The official site of how to-ing.
The story is in the telling.
The very first Unshitty™ blog on the internet
When I have my way with you, I have words.
This Marriage and Family Therapist is gettin' hitched!
Charmed, I'm sure.
the monkey's off my back, but the circus is still in town.
Just rantings about whatever catches my attention.
Because the process is funner than the product!
Making Reality Sexy Again
Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck
In pursuit of health, happiness, cookies...and all that is good in life!
Thoughts from the Inner Mind
I repeat my grandma's words to myself at least once a day.
A Complete SmartAxe
Just another WordPress.com site
"trashing today for a better tomorrow"
Thinking, Researching, Story Telling
From One Life Chapter To The Next
Fulfilling the peculiarity of my nature, one comic strip at a time.
Because the truth makes me cry.
Celebrating Great People With Greater Names. Updated every weekday.
An attempt to understand the world of current events, finance and the economy on a level that allows me to teach it. I'm a journalist. Oh and the occasional post about family, life and kids!
KICMovement
. . . down the rabbit hole
Official website of author Chris Martin
There are 5 sisters. She's the middlest.
If we're all crazy, that means it's normal. And music!
I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN WELL-READ
Turns out, it's not the hardest part.
If you like oxygen, you will like this blog
I love this post. I think mommies are too hard on themselves, generally. I’m not sure where all the guilt comes from. For me, probably from myself. I think this post is worth another FP. Love all the signs. They were fun to read, like a music video…Adorable pic with your kids at the end. They’ve got to be twins!
Thank you! It was really fun to write. I fear I may have sniffed too much marker to have an intelligent response at this point, so I will just answer that yes, my boys are twins! Super fun. Also, I think that moms should just be cheering each other on all the time. Many do, but as a culture sometimes it feels like we’re too critical and that doesn’t sit well with me all the time.
Yes, definitely! We should cheer each other on. Being a mom can be so hard, it’s the least we could do for each other. You’re awesome! I can tell just by looking at your kids.
I LOVE this post… you made me smile and nod yes with every slide.
Wonderful message and truth! (hard not to feel that guilt sometimes though)
Thank you! It is hard to let go of the mommy guilt.. why is that? I guess a little guilt keeps us honest. If I didn’t feel the occasional guilt my kids might never get fed.
This was amazing. Your kitchen looks like mine except mine is messier. I also have a disabled dishwasher lying on the floor, which looks very feng shui or some other thing I don’t understand. The mommy wars are bullshit and this was brilliant.
I had a toilet in my kitchen for a long time. No judgement here. I also didn’t show the panorama view of my kitchen which features crust on the stove from Thanksgiving dinner last week, which incidentally is also the last time I cooked.
The mommy wars are bullshit and completely fabricated by Huffington Post and Time Magazine as far as I can tell. No real mom has time for that shit.
Roller Giraffe,
Hands down my favourite post in ages. Now may I have some of your large “post-it” to decorate my new office, with personalized messages?
Le Clown
I can make you a personalized one, Le Clown, like “Hi Fuckface!”. After all, you did point out my use of the F word in your brand spanking new Daily Post feature. That whole thing was amazeballs. I can’t wait to hear what everyone has to say.
OK, it’s official. I love you. Your ring’s in the mail.
Also, please get yourself a Twitter or Facebook share button so I can share the crap out of this.
Love this! Also, I agree with this ^.
Thank you! And buttons now installed.
I am going to DO THAT (as my son would say). I have the twitter, I am just whatever the slang is for a really confused and bad twitterpater.
Done. That was not hard, I am so embarrassed that I did not figure this shit out before.
Thank you! This is just so awesome I can’t help but share it.
Is it shiny? I like shiny things.
Awesome post, RG. And the twins are wonderful!
Thank you, Cathy. They really are delightful. Even when they wake me up at 5 am. That’s what I repeat to myself, anyway.
This was super-duper awesome. And just so you know, it took me about 53 seconds to read, so give yourself more credit.
What I learned from this is two Spider-Mans are always better than one.
53! Well, it was all worth it. Two spidermans are better than one. One of them is also a part time batman and/or unicorn. We tolerate diversity.
Unicorns are awesome. I almost got a unicorn tat…but then I got older. I think it might have been one I didn’t regret though.
Agreed, there’s a small period of your life where that might not be cool, but when you get older (ahem, not saying that anyone is of any advanced age here, just wisdom) you remember their beautiful irony again.
Yeah, my dad has a Pegasus on the back of one shoulder and a Unicorn on the back of the other. He was in the Navy during Vietnam, so that tells you how much he didn’t want to be there.
It is interesting though. I got my first one when I was around 21 or 22 and my last one at about 25 or 26. I got four in pretty rapid succession.After I hit 30 I kind of felt like they hurt a little too much for me anymore.
Yes, find that things hurt for longer now. Or at least I have a bad case of Mme Weebs Crone’s disease and am thus averse to anything more than the mild discomfort of getting up for another cup of tea.
My minivan is so bad, I don’t even want to think about it. Thank God the stray cats haven’t discovered it, as I’m sure there’s enough old food to keep them fed for weeks. Eew. Love this post!
I worry about that a great deal; my zombie cat looks a little restless lately with the coming winter. I am sure the van filled with toddler debris looks pretty attractive to her right now.
And you’re teaching your kids to have a sense of humor. Go you!
(and cap the marker so you have it for the next rough day!)
I think they’re teaching me to have one by way of survival strategery. And that marker has seen me through many rough times. I think it’s actually an undead marker because it precedes my own adulthood, yet it still provides the kind of quality marker high it did back in the mid-90′s.
What a fabulous post and a wonderful introduction to your blog. I look forward to reading more. And thank you for stopping by mine as well.
Carrie, I have seen you around and been reading you for a while.. I just haven’t hit the follow button for some silly reason. Glad you’re here! And thank you!
Sadly, there are just too many blogs to follow, aren’t there? My inbox is crazy full some days.
You tell ‘em!
Also, can I have some marker please?
I’ll keep it open in a jar for a few minutes, seal it tightly and send it your way. I am sure it won’t be a problem at customs at all.
I know some people on the inside. It should be fine. Thanks!
RG this is a great post! I agree with you 100% and it was a lot of fun to read. Taking care of ourselves, having outside interests and not catering to every little request is how we raise kids who are not self-centred and lazy. Looks like you’ve got the right balance. Your boys are so cute in their Spiderman pj’s, btw.
I hope so! Balance is really difficult to achieve, and I am sure my domestic partner would argue that I need to be a little more domestic at times (all the time), but I tend to believe that I should spend more time on things that nurture me rather than the futile attempt at keeping everything perfect.
Exactly. Do you want your kids looking back saying “the house was always neat and tidy” or “our mom did really fun cool stuff and we laughed a lot” ?
I don’t know what rock I’ve been living under that I’ve just found you, but this post is spectacular.
Thank you, Slapdash! It’s probably adjacent to the rock I have been living under. I just figured out how to put a share button on my posts today. Amateur hour over here.
Love this post. Mommies have their own guilt gene. We’ve gotta learn to ease up a bit on ourselves. Agree with your point about daddies not being rubbish babysitters. My hubby is great with the kid. Guys need credit too
Guys do need more credit. After all, if I don’t give my husband credit how will I ever get away for a wine-fueled mom weekend without him?
Not only is there the mom guilt to deal with, but the mom judgement from other moms (or worse, from people who don’t even have children). I like to say that no one will empathize or hate you like another mom.
I feared that no one else had crust on their stove from last year until now, so thank you for mentioning that, and for this post.
That is true, and it’s hard not to internalize when you’re feeling insecure about your own parenting skills.
As for the crust, well, I believe that if I have a thick enough coating on the inside of my oven it will result in better baking temperatures, right?
This was beautiful and touching…capped off with some hilarity at the end. What a thoughtful way to celebrate the mom you are and the family that makes it all worth it.
Thank you! It was really fun to write. I have a hard time maintaining any level of seriousness, so I tend to undo all my good work with goofy things. I really appreciate you stopping by and reading.
Amazing. Amazing, amazing, amazing. You know when you look at a word so much it starts to look like it’s spelled wrong? That just happened to me with amazing.
I had that experience writing awesome out a whole bunch of times yesterday. And hand cramps.
Thank you so much for reading and commenting.
Tears in my eyes. Thanks.
Hopefully the good kind! From your blog it appears that you are also an awesome twin mom, so high five!
Loved this. Although I don’t feel like I can offer any further comment since I’m not a mom. However, mommy shaming is wrong. It’s got to be a hard enough job without having people pointing fingers at you.
I am just grateful you’re here Weebs. I think there is actually a larger theme here of everyone just not judging each other over things that don’t really matter, not just parents. Everyone should just rock on with their bad selves, you know?
Oh my fucking dog, I fucking love you and you’re my fucking hero. I am fucking sharing this with the universe.
I fucking love you too Sara, I really fucking do.
Reblogged this on Laments and Lullabies and commented:
Dear Moms,
I quit the war. Wanna go hang out and let the kids play?
Love, Me
And you’re my first reblog evah! How exciting is that?
Get the fuck outta here! How can I tell the difference between excited peeing and general incontinence?
Who knows? I always wear Depends just in case.
Brilliant!
Thank you, Doggy! And thanks for swinging by and reading.
Where were you when my kids were little? Wise woman, you are, very wise indeed. Thank you for seeing and saying things that are real and really important. I hope more people read your message and GET IT into their minds!
I am not sure if it’s wisdom or just getting fed up with media that is constantly evaluating my skills, you know? I think it’s just time to change how we talk about parenting a little, and a lot of things for that matter. We tear each other down too much.
Also, thank you so much for reading and commenting. It makes my day to see new people here!
You are awesome ~ I think it’s really odd that people consider fathers as ‘babysitters’ but not mothers….
I love your creativity ~
Thank you! And welcome. I of course have seen you plenty over at Le Clown’s and I admire your voice.
I have to give credit to my dear friend Rachel who pointed out that her husband is not a babysitter. It’s just such a weird thing we do to ourselves thinking that women are the main caregivers, when Dads are just as invested.
I am just as likely to use babysitter with husband too – it’s just so odd!!
Thank you for the kind words – I look forward to reading your blog – you are much respected and loved by many a reader!
LOL, you are too funny! I like your style.
Thank you Renee! I appreciate you taking the time to come on over and read and comment.
After living a lifetime of mommy guilt and shame, to see this is an amazing affirmation. I bow in appreciation to Le Clown from Clown on Fire for sharing this on Facebook. Thank you for doing this.
Oh that Le Clown, I don’t even want to get started on how much I owe that guy.
Welcome, and thank you. This post was a response to a feeling that I have had for a long time about how much easier it would be to parent without all the judgement. It’s just so unproductive.
Absolutely!
What an incredible, creative, poignant and fucking spot-on post. There is nothing about it I didn’t absolutely love. Damn, wish I’d thought of it, you rock. Keep on doing what you do sister. Amazing.
Why thank you Ms. Fulks. I had so much fun writing this one, and it’s a subject that’s been on my mind for a long time.. just a magic confluence of events. The response has been pretty fun today, and I thank you for chiming in.
Yours are the kind of family values that makes this non-breeder happy that you breeded, RG. Your three main men seem like rock stars and super heroes, too! Wonderful post!
Thank you V! That is a high compliment indeed. My boys certainly behave like rock stars. The two young ones anyway. The old one is just tired and in need of a nap like me.
And here you were just freshly pressed? This one deserves it too! I love all the signs all over the place. And your kids are so freaking cute it’s killing me! And wow, you even got hubby to participate I’m impressed. Also, I totally agree with everything you said! I’m thinking of posting the essay Thing One wrote last year claiming I was her most admired person or something like that because I showed them youtube videos. Lol.
Thank you Alice. This one was a LOT of fun to write. It was good to shake things up a bit. I am still not sure Mr. Giraffe knows entirely what was going on, but he’ll thank me one day, right?
And that his hilarious about the youtube videos. I definitely think you should post that. Kids are the best material because they can’t post their own blogs yet.
I found you by random so I thought I’d see how far you got down the list, all the way to the bottom by the looks. Nice post, Jim
Thank you Jim! It’s a lot of work, but I like to make sure I say hello to everyone who drops by . Very cool that you came here at random. I will have to reciprocate and see what you’re up to as well.
Oh simply fabulous!
I just re-read this, and it makes my love you EVEN MORE.
I think I should print it off and tape it to my wall so I can always be reminded that I’m not a crappy mom, and that I have good friends.